Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Heidi Montag Needs to "Get Away From the Lies"


This will be short. Heidi Montag--plastic princess who recently underwent 10 cosmetic surgeries in one day--has split from her prick-of-a-husband Spencer Pratt (perfect name for him) claiming that she "had to get away from the lies" and that "it's time to concentrate on [herself]."

Heidi.

Heidi, Heidi, Heidi.

Your entire body is a lie. And all you do is concentrate on yourself.

The end.

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